“One hund-red and eigh-ty! “Not that I’m going to reach those heights in the remaining five days but I remember mid-shot of how we celebrate numbers so joyfully. That particular shot consequently went completely wayward and was a sharp reminder of the need to find a point on the wall, fix on it, follow through and not go off on a reverie of how we celebrate numbers on popular TV shows.
We can’t help but recognise Len Goodman’s ‘It’s Ten from Me’ in possibly every single episode of Strictly Come dancing though. And the cry of ‘One hundred and forty seven!’ in snooker as the maximum score available is potted once again.
Hitting those maximum scores shows us there’s no where else to go; that we’ve hit the pinnacle of achievement and in our small way have beaten our nerves, our competitors and the best of all, gravity. It gives us a brief moment of invincibility even if it doesn’t last for very long and the next round, game or episode sees us crashing back to earth as our nerves, competitors and gravity reassert their dominance.
Be that as it may, having a modest target of 26 (“Twenty-six!”) does at least allow you several moments of invincibility, especially as you get nearer to the previously unimagined golden heights of 78 (“Seventy Eight!”).
Speaking of which, why don’t they make records which spin at 78 rpm any more?
Day | Attempts | Near Misses | Baskets | Effort (Baskets/ Attempt) | Baskets/ Minute (BPM) | FeelGood Factor | Total time | Total Shots | Total Baskets | Success rate |
1 | N/A | 0 | 8 | N/A | 0.308 | N/A | 26 | 8 | ||
2 | 194 | 0 | 15 | 7.73% | 0.577 | N/A | 52 | 194 | 23 | |
3 | 189 | 87 | 2 | 1.06% | 0.077 | 46.03% | 78 | 383 | 25 | 6.5% |
4 | 190 | 107 | 7 | 3.68% | 0.269 | 56.32% | 104 | 573 | 32 | 5.6% |
5 | 192 | 105 | 11 | 5.73% | 0.423 | 54.69% | 130 | 765 | 43 | 5.6% |
6 | 167 | 108 | 6 | 3.59% | 0.231 | 64.67% | 156 | 932 | 49 | 5.3% |
7 | 174 | 114 | 14 | 8.05% | 0.538 | 65.52% | 182 | 1,106 | 63 | 5.7% |
9 | 180 | 108 | 16 | 8.89% | 0.615 | 60.00% | 234 | 1,286 | 63 | 4.9% |
10 | 166 | 118 | 18 | 10.84% | 0.692 | 71.08% | 260 | 1,452 | 79 | 5.4% |
11 | 181 | 121 | 20 | 11.05% | 0.769 | 66.85% | 286 | 1,633 | 97 | 5.9% |
12 | 176 | 115 | 24 | 13.64% | 0.923 | 65.34% | 312 | 1,809 | 117 | 6.5% |
13 | 179 | 111 | 24 | 13.41% | 0.923 | 62.01% | 338 | 1,988 | 141 | 7.1% |
14 | 176 | 125 | 19 | 10.80% | 0.731 | 71.02% | 364 | 2,164 | 160 | 7.4% |
15 | 167 | 101 | 32 | 19.16% | 1.231 | 60.48% | 390 | 2,331 | 192 | 8.2% |
16 | 147 | 90 | 35 | 23.81% | 1.346 | 61.22% | 416 | 2,478 | 227 | 9.2% |
17 | 154 | 102 | 37 | 24.03% | 1.423 | 66.23% | 442 | 2,632 | 264 | 10.0% |
18 | 170 | 94 | 48 | 28.24% | 1.846 | 55.29% | 468 | 2,802 | 312 | 11.1% |
19 | 167 | 84 | 54 | 32.34% | 2.077 | 50.30% | 494 | 2,969 | 366 | 12.3% |
20 | 157 | 74 | 70 | 44.59% | 2.692 | 47.13% | 520 | 3,126 | 436 | 13.9% |
21 | 163 | 79 | 66 | 40.49% | 2.538 | 48.47% | 546 | 3,289 | 502 | 15.3% |
22 | 178 | 85 | 74 | 41.57% | 2.846 | 47.75% | 572 | 3,467 | 576 | 16.6% |